Hey, listen – we REALLY and ACTUALLY believe in giving back. And not just for tax purposes like Corporations! Life is tough and one thing we know about America is that EVERYBODY has TOO MUCH stuff. We thought, “wait a minute , wait just a DANG minute. What if we could DOUBLE the level of stress we relieve for our custy’s? Monthly FREE dumpster winners, baby! We could help them de-clutter their house and life, AND we could give it to somebody for FREE!”
*We also silently, in our heads, said, “I don’t see anybody else doing that!”*
So, that’s what happened! We wanted to be the first to give away a FREE dumpster EVERY month of the year! And we want to be known for it too! Spread the word! Call up your Aunt Wilma and say, “hey, Aunt Wilma of Grand Rapids, did you know that Dumpster Divers gives away a FREE dumpster every month and it could very well be ANY OF US THAT GET IT?!” Then, tell your Aunt Wilma to call Cousin Gertrude and tell her too! *Cousin Gertrude better call someone else too, but she is generally pretty lazy and doesn’t think of others unless she’s yelled at. So. We’ll see what that scoundrel does.*
Take a look below at our past monthly FREE dumpster winners! We changed their lives *haha, okay, not really* and we want to change yours too! All you have to do is book a dumpster, expect to pay our absurdly cheap prices for it, and then we might show up and blow your mind! Click here to send us a rental request!
This was my favorite month yet, in terms of monthly FREE dumpster winners! Cody J. won this month’s free dumpster so we were pumped to give it to him. Turns out, he wasn’t home when we dropped it off. That’s cool. No big deal. I said, “Just send us a pic of you and the dumpster, and we’ll get you on the site!” Well, he did not do that. He sent us a selfie. No dumpster anywhere to be found, just a selfie. And while it was hilarious, we couldn’t just put that up here. I mean, we COULD. But we WON’T *haha*. Then, we asked for another one and never heard back. So, anyway. What can you do? You just keep living, that’s what.
We didn’t forget in May! But we made the executive decision to not have a monthly FREE dumpster winner. I’ll tell you why right here and now, if you would quit interrupting me and give me a second *haha, I crack myself up*. So, you know COVID-19, right? And how it messed up the entire supply chain of everything? Well, it did that to our mechanic/truck too. We didn’t have Truck 1 for the entire month of May. Dropped’er off at the end of April and picked’er up in June. And guess what? That sucker cost us WAY too much. I’m not even going to tell you the amount, but I’ll say this. If I broke into your house and stole that amount worth of goods/jewelry, you wouldn’t have very much stuff left in your house. SO, we couldn’t give our a freebie. Couldn’t do’er, bud!
Alright, this one will make you laugh, then question our abilities as a company, but then you’ll go right back to loving us once you realize we’re being honest and candid, and we don’t double-speak. WE FORGOT. We straight up FORGOT to give away a free one. I’ll tell you what happened, just to be forthcoming. April was humming along, and it was our busiest month of all-time!!! I mean it, too – we were running hard and fast. So, we got a little too distracted. THEN, right near the the end of the month, Truck 1 broke down. We became EXPERT LEVELS of distracted and just forgot. We do apologize, but then, we also say, “hey man, we’re giving away stuff for free. Give us a break,” haha. Good times.
March was a better month so we gave away a free one to Wendy! Here’s the kicker though – Wendy did not want to get her picture taken. I looked off into the distance and did a soliloquy to the audience in my mind, and said, “well, I mean, that’s kinda the whole point.” But hey, no biggie! We just kind of show up and tell people that their dumpster was free and we want a picture, so it IS a shock. Anyway, congratulations, Wendy!
January and February 2021
Well, here’s the thing, guys. Turns out, we’re stone cold liars. We can’t do free dumpsters in January and February (haha, but not haha). We didn’t make enough money to be able to do it! So, big apologies from us! BUT ALSO – you have to take your responsibility in this TOO and start giving us more money during these months so we CAN give away the freebies! Get it together, guys! *Smiley Face*
Our Christmas 2020 FREE dumpster winner was Jon! He moved here from Chicago and needed to clean stuff out! Well, hey – that’s what we’re here for! Merry Christmas, Jon!
Mr. S won our FREE dumpster for November 2020! He rented our 10 yarder because he lives close to downtown and had to place it in his back alley. No problem for Dumpster Divers!
October 2020 - The First Month!
This is Sharon – the FIRST winner of our MONTHLY free dumpster contest! She was VERY excited to win and has been a part of #DiverNation ever since!